my phone broken buttons not working

edgar started his birth control today 2 get a pair tits 2 match his vagina hahaha

he say i ugly well he is too >:0

im clownin when he wax is whole body that shit turn me oooon

tomorrow im taking meagan to a dentist appointment and then shes taking me to the movies if this isn't love i dont know what is

think i have a kidney infection poor me poor me ouchie

SHE TOLD ME I WAS REALLY BAD

meagan: im really wet
shoe: alright
meagan: im touching myself
shoe: yea
meagan: im lactating
shoe: i like milk ^_^

so i 3wayed edgars mom and asked her to buy me some milk but all she say is "como"

wait, wait, guys turn around. NOW I want to have sex with every last one of you." - Little Jimmy Urine

i heard one of u guys are spreading rumors im gay

i had a dream that i went to an msi concert and some guy elbowed me in the nose even tho we were all assigned seats and my nose was bleeding everywhere and i bleed all over jimmy

o wait thats harrys lie

i dont believe u were that close to jimmy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! u didn't get ur lip peirced either sry

harry never pays attention to me just like everyone else bc my life sux guys she's never going 2 read this so im going to talk about bek instead XD nevermind beks boring wish shed lie to me about making out with jimmy

my moms indian friend everyone calls indian got out of jail early bc he needs surgry and the states cheap 8) indians are cool

hi my name is shoe-face and i rite this journal bc i am lazy and i just wanted to let u guys know y im not around much

cough business that i cant tell u nubs since ur not cough

which means u suck and r stupit

i play ffo too much gaku is a fag and so am i

we got a new dog her name is beulah and she and i have started a new relationship

a sexual one

and she does want what i give her

i would do nething for beulah

i would die for her i would kill for her

shes in heat right now and bleeding everywhere but mom doesnt mind since she supports my lifestyle choice i just think that ppl have no rite 2 fix animals and the sex is better this way

yay sex

some ppl mite call me a furfaggot or whatever but i prefer the term zoosexual or zoophile or just call me a zoo 8) since ive had sex with like lots of different kinds of animals and stuff

damn im disgusting

oh did i mention my name was shoe

this is definitely shoe and not bek

nope totally not bek bc bek uses proper grammar and so this is obviously shoe

i only go batshit when fishie leaves

crimefishie

hurhurhur

yeah this is shoe

>:E

my name is shoe

not bek

Shoe doesn't appreciate my brilliant journal.

So she doesn't get one from me.

D:<

Journal written and deleted (and then written again) by beK.

If you don't know who I am, fuck you.